The Bachelor is on.  Apparently you can tell the type of man a guy is based on the condiments he puts on his Hot Dog.  Sour Kraut is for the guy that’s wild, ketchup is the strong settle-down guy, mustard is kind of in between.

Given that I eat them with everything I am thinking my type might be overwhelming.  And I suppose it pretty much eliminates almost all men from Chicago as not being stand-up type of guys as ketchup is pretty much illegal as a hot dog topping there.

I am so glad I’m not a bachelor.  Or a hot dog.