Hot Diggity Ugh
The Bachelor is on. Apparently you can tell the type of man a guy is based on the condiments he puts on his Hot Dog. Sour Kraut is for the guy that’s wild, ketchup is the strong settle-down guy, mustard is kind of in between.
Given that I eat them with everything I am thinking my type might be overwhelming. And I suppose it pretty much eliminates almost all men from Chicago as not being stand-up type of guys as ketchup is pretty much illegal as a hot dog topping there.
I am so glad I’m not a bachelor. Or a hot dog.