We can see the terms people use on search engines to find us. We don’t know who typed what but it helps us understand what people are looking for when they come to the site. It also means that we may have had some content that helped them… or we had two different posts that the search engine counted as one and a bizarre combination brought someone here.
Here’s a few recent terms that have been used – and a very tongue-in-cheek reply with all respect intended to those searching for something on how to proceed 
:
Search Term: how to crush your own tomatoes
Our Response: Step 1: place tomatoes in pan. Step 2: Crush.
Search Term: what to do with stewed rubarb
Our Response: Step 1: eat.
Search Term: ontario kill eat hunting
Our Response: One of these words is out of order – the hunting part usually happens before the eating.
Search Term: Bon Jovi Cake Designs
Our Response: Can’t say nuthin’. Actually have a post on it. Makes me giggle how often I read this as a search term though.
Search Term: pectin necessary?
Our Response: not as much as oxygen but at times it may be pretty crucial.
Search Term: Preserving crabs for cooking
Our Response: Is there another purpose for preserving them?
Search Term: well preserved restaurant
Our Response: some days I do dream…
Search Term: What to do with cream peas on toast.
Our Response: Step one: eat (which is true of most things on toast)
Search Term: can i finish dehydrating food tomorrow?
Our Response: you really should do the laundry tomorrow; but that’s up to you (in proper context it’s a great question; I would give it a go and expect it would work)
Search Term: How to drink scotch.
Our Response: Step 1: Open mouth. Step 2: Pour. (Also a legitimate question that we have an answer to ).
Search Term: how to make greens less salty
Our Response: use less salt.
Search Term: what do i do with 20 lemons
Our Response: This type of thing shows a lot – I know I’m reaching here but I find it humourous to think that someone else would know what “YOU” would do with them. I can tell you what I would do with them
Search Term: moose’s north bay
Our Response: We don’t have anything on this – but this term found our website 18 times in a single day.
If we can help shed light on any of the above, we’d be pleased to – suggestions of topics are always welcome and make writing a whole lot easier.
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